My life is in grave danger
I have just discovered that there is an 87% chance that my pussy cat is trying to kill me.
If you don’t hear from me for a while send in the hounds. In the meantime click on the picture to see whether you need to be afraid and read the background about this threat here.
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I’m OK there then because I don’t have a cat. Mind you what’s the chance of your cat trying to kill me? I won’t be visiting you anytime soon (and don’t bring it to a Linux meeting either
There’s an 89% chance of my cat killing me apparently!!