Too much Tango made me think I was a Ninja but I’m not. I’m just Gary.
Tango, the orange flavoured fizzy drink from Britvic PLC, has launched a new advertising campaign that really caught my eye.
While passing a bus stop the poster on the side read “Too much Tango made me think I was a Ninja but I’m not. I’m just Gary.”. I laughed, cos I’m immature you see. British humor never fails to capture it’s audience through advertising. The trick, or so I’ve heard, is to make a statement, ask a question and most importantly communicate that through to your target audience.
Maybe the statement is true, all those E-numbers can make a child go doo-lally!
Too much Tango will make your hair turn ginger. Yes those ones too.
Too much Tango makes your guffs smell like oranges
Too much Tango causes facial mince, gorilla jugs and cabbaging of the knee
Too much Tango causes hair loss and casual sexism
Too much Tango made me shave my nan. Innit.
Too much Tango made me suck a bull’s udder
Too much Tango made a friend of mine not be able to get a lob-on
Too much Tango will make you bite stuff like horses and that